OPINION | Sunday, 16 March 2008 Smile! You’re on PN camera… Raphael Vassallo Nice to know we live in such a caring, altruistic society. Last Saturday was (in case some of you hadn’t noticed) voting day, and I happened to have a chat with a certain gentleman who claimed to have received no fewer than six phone calls that morning from a philanthropic organisation known as the “Dar Centrali Nazzjonalista” in Herbert Ganado Street, Pietà. But chatting to this particular voter in between one Stamperija phone-call and the next, I couldn’t help but wonder. How did the Dar Centrali Nazzjonalista know if he had voted or not? I mean that from a purely logistical point of view. How? Good question, I’d like to know too. Do they wait for the electoral commission’s list to be packed into boxes and then follow the boxes to the counting hall in Naxxar? Or is there some form of telepathic contact taking place between polling stations and the political party headquarters? My guess is that both parties (I would be very surprised if either AD or AN have the resources to engage in this sort of thing) have their own different systems. The fact that the above-mentioned calls came from the Dar Centrali, coupled with the fact that they began early – before noon – suggests that the Nationalist Party, at least, is fed with this information throughout the day. In any case, one way or another, ID card numbers soon come streaming in to said Elcom offices (let’s stick with the PN: better the devil you know, eh?), and from there, a number of things may or may not happen. One thing’s for sure. If you thought there were a lot of apparatchiks infesting the polling stations, there are a lot more “party volunteers” who are called in at election time precisely to cope with the enormous task of sorting out the incoming data. It seems they have to work on a shift basis all day Saturday and right through the night until Sunday. For one thing, receiving an ID number at Elcom signifies that the citizen concerned has already voted. This is important information, and must be passed to the Dar Centrali (I am told the two offices are no longer housed in the same building) immediately so as to avoid racking up an enormous phone bill by making a mountain of unnecessary “don’t forget to vote” calls. For another, it has to be determined HOW these people voted, too. And for this, there is apparently a database containing vital electoral information on every single voter on the Electoral Registry. Things like: Name, address, telephone number and… a code-number from one to five. I don’t know exactly how this database originally came into being, but it appears to be the result of several decades’ worth of intensive espionage conducted by those tireless grassroots crusaders, the “street leaders”: one of whom is probably sifting through your garbage even as you read this fine specimen of outline conspiracy spy-thriller plot. Among the statistics to be calculated is the non-voting population. For by the process of elimination, as the polling stations close at 10pm (11pm, this time round) the ID numbers of all those who vetoed their vote will likewise become known to the Elves. The same principle applies, and because we are dealing with much smaller numbers (7%) the parties will quite quickly have a very clear indication of exactly how many of “their” voters stayed at home. Small digression: Interestingly enough, the PN’s estimates for the non-voters was this year made public for what I would imagine was the first time ever. It happened at exactly 10.30am on Sunday 9 March, before the count proper had even begun. One local blogspot published the fact that 52% of non-voters were Nationalist, and 48% Labour, claiming that: “Those who didn’t turn up to vote are ‘traditional’ supporters of both the Nationalist Party and the Labour Party. This information became available to both political parties over the course of the night as identity card records were checked...” By this point you might be wondering. If the above is true – I am the first to admit it is an approximation, but my guesses are based on very reliable indications – is it also legal? Any comments? |
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