OPINION | Sunday, 21 October 2007 The Gospel According to Pippo RAPHAEL VASSALLO There used to be an ad on Italian TV – which I only remember because the jingle was so infuriatingly catchy – that went something like: “Pippo – tutto un’ altra scopa!” (“Pippo: a whole new broom!”) Not, mind you, that mixing sports with politics is anything new for the 10th district. For instance: before becoming an honourable minister, Michael Refalo was also honorary president of the Gzira football club. Foreign Minister Michael Frendo is already warming up for next year’s Commonwealth Games in Uganda, while former Sliema mayor Robert Arrigo has all sorts of associations with sports – namely, football, waterpolo and big game fishing, having unsuccessfully angled for the Tourism Minister’s portfolio for years. But the sporting phenomenon of the 10th district is surely Azzjonali Nazzjonali’s Anglu Xuereb, who still holds the national record in the hotly contested Sliema Demolition Derby: that unique festival of noise, dust, traffic and inconvenience which takes place all day, every day in the world capital of uncontrolled construction. But Pippo Psaila, that’s a different story. Here we have an immensely popular (and above all successful) personality from the world of local sports. A former coach of the national football team, Pippo is still famous for achieving a string of “positive results” – that’s local footballspeak for “losing matches by a margin of less than three goals”. Besides, there was every reason to believe that Pippo, like his bristled Italian housecleaning counterpart, would actually make a difference to the PN’s prospects of a sweeping victory at the polls. Until, of course, he went and made the tragic mistake of actually opening his mouth to speak, and… mercy me! What were Pippo’s credentials again? Chairman of the Malta Olympic Committee? Or was that Chief Inquisitor of the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith? Consider the following excerpts and decide for yourselves: “This is not a question of rights but a question of faith and religion,” Pippo proclaimed with regard to the issue of divorce. “I am not a purist. But there is phrase which says: ‘What God has joined together let no man put asunder.’ Marriage is an indissoluble bond.” Hmm. OK, let me see if I’ve interpreted the subliminal message behind Pippo’s candidature correctly. The Nationalist Party is a conservative, God-fearing, hellfire preaching, political footstool of the Holy See. Unlike all its counterparts in the European Popular Party – and indeed unlike every single country on earth, with the possible exception of the Philippines – it does not recognise divorce as a civil right. And like most of Europe before Thomas Hobbes in the 16th century (or for that matter, most of Arabia today), it fails to see any distinction whatsoever between the laws of the land and those of the Church to begin with. Let’s get Biblical “But he said unto them, All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given. Maybe I lack the intellectual capacity to understand, but what exactly is Jesus’s point with that last remark? Isn’t he saying that this teaching of his should only apply to “they to whom it is given” – i.e., Christians? More to the point: isn’t he making it clear that the divorce ban is not a matter for the state to legislate upon… a secular view which is entirely consonant with so many of his other teachings? (e.g., “My Kingdom is not of this world”, “Give unto Caesar”, etc.? rvassallo@mediatoday.com.mt Any comments? If you wish your comments to be published in our Letters pages please click here |
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