Letters | Sunday, 18 April 2010

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Malta’s sheep population in danger

So now we know! Enemalta has planned regular blackouts to protect the sheep population of Malta from night raids by mad aliens from outer space in their UFOs.
Reputable UK newspapers such as The Daily Telegraph were last week screaming with titles such as: ‘Unexplained sheep attacks caused by aliens in UFOs, farmers claim’.
Apparently, farmers in Shrewsbury, Shropshire in England claim to have witnessed sheep being lasered by unidentified lights from UFOs. They have linked unexplained incidents, where sheep’s brains and eyes were removed, to the mysterious orange lights in the sky.
Thankfully for the sheep population in the Maltese islands, Enemalta (obviously thanks to their connections), were alerted that the Maltese islands were the aliens’ next target. No doubt, Enemalta were also convinced that humans were next on the list for the aliens’ experiments.
Thanks yet again Enemalta, for saving us and our sheep population from these unknown aliens from outer space!

Raymond Bencini,
Rabat

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