Uh-Oh...! I’ve never been a big fan of Teletubbies – or ‘Terror-tubbies’, as I once rechristened them after a failed babysitting experiment – but one of those ghastly little excuses for a deformed puppet has this incredibly contagious habit of suddenly uttering: “UH-OH!” when confronted with any given anomaly. Well, I found myself doing exactly the same thing this week. No, I don’t mean prancing around like a twat with a handbag (I did that the week before, and have to admit it was quite liberating) – I mean scratching my head in bewilderment at a whole series of unexpected developments, which had me “UH-OH-ing” much like Winky-Wanky (or whatever his name was) at the belated revelation that this country is more seriously screwed that even I had ever imagined. OK, let’s take them one by one. This week, the government finally published the legal notices that will bring into force the 2002 amendments to the Criminal Code that will... CUT! Sorry about that – almost forgot I had hired the services of a ‘column director’, whose job is to stop me in my tracks the moment I get too technical, boring, or simply drift off into a tangent from which there is no conceivable return. So to leave out the boring bits and cut directly to the chase: as of next month, persons under arrest and/or in police custody will finally have the right (so far denied) to speak to a lawyer before being interrogated by the police. Which brings to my first UH-OH! of the day. For unless I am grossly mistaken (a not-unheard of eventuality), it was only Thursday of last week that the Justice Minister said it would be a mistake (or words to that effect) to rush into formalising these amendments into law. But first, a small word about the troubled history of this particular milestone reform. The right to legal assistance in police custody first entered the political subconscious shortly before the May 1987 election, when Opposition leader Eddie Fenech Adami gave a rousing description of the ordeal faced by arrested persons in ‘the bad old days’ of Labour. Fifteen years after 1987? Surely that will land you in 2002... but unless I am reading the Gregorian Calendar wrong, it is now 2010. In other words, the law has existed on paper for almost exactly eight years. So why on earth are we still demanding the right it was supposed to deliver? If you ask me, however, an even more interesting question is this: considering that the government has resisted enacting this law for eight whole years, why did it decide to cave in precisely now? Taken together, the above conditions make the Justice Ministry’s sudden capitulation this week altogether more comprehensible. But just when you thought it was safe to spend a night at the Depot... UH-OH! According to Herrera and Falzon, the real reason that the Justice Minister first said ‘No way, Jose’ (literally, as it happens) and then contradicted himself eight days later was because the government was in a “state of panic”, as it ‘knew that it would lose the vote in Parliament.’ Huh? What do they mean, “lose that vote”? In this instance, the answer depends on an entirely subjective interpretation of what constitutes victory or defeat. Admittedly, the vote would have been deeply embarrassing to Carm Mifsud Bonnici, but not because it would have cost the government its parliamentary majority... only because it would have made him look more like a puppet in the hands of the Police Commissioner than he already did. Wait a sec: maybe they meant something else. By “lose the vote”, they might have meant “been forced to vote in favour of a motion put forward by the Opposition”... But if that’s the case... well, did the Labour Party “lose the vote” when it similarly supported the PN-led motion in 2002? And there you have it. To say that the position assumed by the Labour Party was utter nonsense would be an understatement of the highest order: almost akin to... let’s take a wild guess here... the Nationalist Party attempting to take the credit for this reform itself, when in actual fact the same PN had resisted publishing those legal notices tooth and nail for almost two whole legislations... UH-OH! You’re not going to believe this, but... that is exactly what happened. If you don’t believe me, check out the official PN statement on the party website: Labour, we are told, is trying to take the credit for THEIR (the PN’s) initiative... when it was THEY (the PN) which piloted this reform from day one... Honestly. Where is Wanky-Wonky, anyway, when people really do need a good whack on the head with a handbag?
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