The morning after the century before What can I say? Thank God we have a progressive leader of the Opposition. For who but the most progressive among us would divulge details of his (and his wife’s) personal health problems, in order to justify what is after all a humdrum, routine and, um, conservative political opinion? And to be honest, it was information I could have just as easily done without. It’s not exactly like I was itching to know what issues Joseph may or may not have encountered when attempting to bring little Muscats into the world. Quite the contrary, in fact, and I would be automatically suspicious of anyone who were. More to the point, I find it sad that the Opposition leader should seek to justify his own views on contraception by exposing intimate details concerning his own married life. But then again, Joseph is his own man, and if he thinks it’s important for us all to know his family’s entire medical history, that’s entirely up to him. However, Joseph Muscat is also in politics, and must understand that it is now entirely up to us (us being voters, by the way) to take a good look at what his outburst yesterday reveals: not so much about his own personal affairs or problems - like I said, those are none of our business - but rather, about what sort of Prime Minister we can expect Joseph Muscat to be, if he ever gets elected to the top spot. Right: time to put all the pieces into their proper context. If Joseph Muscat spoke about contraception at all yesterday, it was primarily in response to the week’s news (more of which another time) that a parliament of young people had voted in favour of legalising the morning after pill in exceptional cases - specifically, rape. OK, I’ll leave it to the Plastic Foetus Brigade to point out the somewhat glaring contradiction in these two separate claims (i.e., that the “moral objection” to both IVF and the morning after pill is entirely analogous: both, for different reasons and under different circumstances, are known to sometimes abort newly-fertilised ova). Nor will I waste time reminding Joseph Muscat that a bioethics law has already been drawn up - twice, in fact - and neither version would restrict IVF to married couples only (unlike the conservative “law” passed by our young parliamentarians this week, and which Joseph approves). To be honest, I am more intrigued by the dynamics of Muscat’s reasoning. From where I’m sitting, his logic looks a whole lot like this: “My own personal problems involved fertility, so I am all in favour of technology such as IVF which would help other people in my own predicament. However, because fertility problems involve difficulties while trying to have children, I automatically disapprove of any emergency contraceptive device which (as contraceptive devices tend to do) actually make it harder for children to be conceived.” Gee. How’s that for progressive? And what does it tell us about the decision-making processes hard at work within a future Prime Minister’s cranium? Now let us briefly try (and I stress the word ‘TRY’) to look at the same situation from an altogether different point of view: that of a woman, approaching 40, whose violent, psychopathic husband comes home drunk and rapes her practically every other day. Again, I won’t waste time debating whether the morning after pill should be made available in such cases; or for that matter in all cases indiscriminately. But I will evoke just one or two possible counter arguments, if nothing else to have some kind of yardstick against which Joseph’s “progressive” stance can be measured. Hmm. OK, here I concede that the premise becomes just slightly shakier... in fact I sometimes wonder whether I am the only one to spot a fairly giant contradiction in there somewhere... but whatever you make of the argument today, it was clearly not dreamt into being one fine night by Pope Benedict, then forced down all our throats the following morning. Around 2,000 years’ worth of thinking went into its formulation, and besides: what’s a poor conservative to do, anyway, but try and conserve it? This is in fact what makes opposition to the morning after pill such a fundamentally conservative thing. It also explains the general consistency of the arguments involved with all other fundamentally conservative viewpoints: people who oppose the morning after pill are highly unlikely to also be in favour of IVF therapy, just as they are unlikely to favour euthanasia. The latter did indeed come into being one particular day - in response to one particular event, as Muscat himself revealed - and is therefore nothing more than an emotional knee-jerk reaction to his own regrettable circumstances. This does not exactly constitute sturdy foundations for a serious government policy on contraception. In fact, it does not constitute sturdy foundations for anything at all.
Any comments? |
EDITORIAL
|